I have been meaning to write about this for quite sometimes but due to the time constraint that I have, I put it off for a while.
But this issue seems to be the favorite topic between me, my darling fiancé and my friends lately that I can’t just overlook this matter.
And the longer I wait the more people we find fall to this category, both men and women so being me, I just have to say something about it right here, right now.
Blogging is the way of expressing oneself, true as it is.
And often that we find blogs with caution line that says” kalau kau tak suka apa aku tulis, jgn baca blog aku.”
Something I totally agree on.
I am just writing out of my own amusement of some people’s obsession with themselves, and everything that they own.
Of course when we write something about ourselves, there is no limit to how high up we want to brag.
The sky is the limit.
But sometimes people get too carried away they go all the way up to space that makes common people like me become amused.
On hot factor alone.
How do you sleep at night being that hot, seriously??
You people must share that same feeling of uneasiness that Angelina Jolie and Eva Longoria feel when they walk out in public places.
You are so smoking hot, with that porcelain skin, all made up in branded makeups.
Top that up with that perfect hair you have the whole male population bow down to your feet when you toss your head.
And your generously endowed boobs, even Eva Mendez boob job is not at par to your au naturale boobies.
Not to mention that superfine booty you have any man will kill to get in your pants.
As if being hot alone is not bad enough, you are also granted with the ability to speak in such flawless English everyone else who speaks in Malay looks like a joke to you.
People who spent so many years overseas can’t even come close to your extraordinary English standard it makes you want to cry listening to how people talk in this side of the world.
You carry all the new arrival bags from the fancy boutiques filling up the Ground Floor of Suria KLCC.
You walk in expensive shoes you suddenly become the subject of envy of all walking sticks with estrogens in their bodies.
Men scurry after you like ants scurry after sugar.
You cannot even live a single day without having a man walking up to you trying to get your number, or something along that line.
It must be freaking hard to live in your shoes.
When you are portraying your life as mentioned above, it’s best that you try not to put pictures as your supporting details.
Seriously honey, when you describe yourself too hot like that even aliens can get erection when they spot you on the satellite from their distant planet, people in Earth will expect you to look like, paling2 kodi pon macam Maya Karin ok.
But HOWEVER, when your supporting details come with so many things that mankind classifies as deformity, you will be the biggest joke around here.
So ye, beringat siket laa nak up diri sendiri tu.
And one more thing, please don’t trouble yourself thinking why women around the globe are so envious of your beauty, and the stuff that you can afford, and the number of men that you have slept with.
On your beauty: we are not envious. We are just wondering what you have for breakfast every morning that you manage to make believe that you are so good looking???People have invented mirrors a long time ago. Take a quick glance every once in a while.
On the stuff you can afford: we all have things that we want in life. What you can afford and what I can afford are different. Stop hallucinating that every woman wants the thing that you have.
On the number of men you have slept with: what are we comparing here???who have the lesser amount of dignity??or who is a bigger whore??
Some people have some serious growing up to do.
